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When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.
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When someone gets an instant message while firing off some knuckle children at the privacy of their home computer.
After an unsuccessfu..
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flip flops (as in the shoes)
Before going to the beach, she put on her John Kerry's.
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