What is Cool Ethan?
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The pathetic spazz from the movie The Slackers that blackmails Dave and his friends to help him seduce Angela, his lifetime obsession.
Allison and I have replaced "Goodbye" with Cool Ethan's scratch-your-head peace symbol from the showerlocker room scene.
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The act of putting a large ice cube in your ass and squeezing it out into a womans vagina after ejaculating in her vagina.
I fucked her so hard she was beggin for a "Cool Ethan"!
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very short shorts, displaying the cootie. Can be quite painful.
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The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.
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