Cool Ethan

What is Cool Ethan?


1.

The pathetic spazz from the movie The Slackers that blackmails Dave and his friends to help him seduce Angela, his lifetime obsession.

Allison and I have replaced "Goodbye" with Cool Ethan's scratch-your-head peace symbol from the showerlocker room scene.

2.

The act of putting a large ice cube in your ass and squeezing it out into a womans vagina after ejaculating in her vagina.

I fucked her so hard she was beggin for a "Cool Ethan"!

See ice coffee, icy hot


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