Cool Jerk

What is Cool Jerk?


1.

The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.

This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.

See masturbation, dong, beat off, wack off, jerk


74

Random Words:

1. Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..
1. n. Overindulgence on one's supply of Ritalin. "I haven't slept in three days. That last Ritabinge really kicked my ass...
1. A nice or large rack, Sort of a nick name for titties. Refers to Ralph (being the left breast) and Murphey(The right breast) You can ..