Cool Jerk

What is Cool Jerk?

The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.

This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.

See masturbation, dong, beat off, wack off, jerk

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