Cool Ranched

What is Cool Ranched?


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Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.

The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...

Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!

Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.

Harrison: Cool Ranched?

Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)

Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!

See cool, ranch, ranched, dirty sanchez, dirty


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