What is Cool Ranched?
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Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.
The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...
Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!
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To do something soon, but still done at one's leisure. Usually, the task is of mild importance, but not critical.
I need the money..
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The act of taking your 4 fingers(excluding thumb), putting them together as one, and jabbing a person in your choice of their body part...
