Cool Whip Edit Meaning

1.

something you can't have pie without.

Stewie: You can't have pie without Cool Whip. Brian: Cool Whip? Stewie: Yes, Cool Whip.

See pie, dessert, food, can, foam

2.

Urban definition: A reference used to describe a nice looking car. This term is best used as a double meaning when describing a exceptional looking car that is white.

"I'm in my cool whip, insides jello, hop up out that pretty mothaf*cka like, HELLO!" - Young Jeezy (Shawty Lo -Dey Know Remix)

See whip, coolwhip, ride, car, transportation

3.

Something you do not put on your crabs.

*gets pumpkin pie*

"dude my crabs itch"

"I have some cool whip" *referring to pumpkin pie*

"I don't put cool whip on my crabs"

See crabs, whip cream, white stuff, stds, your mom

4.

The foamy cream colored froth that forms around the edges of a meaty vagina when you cum inside of one and proceed to keep on fucking it. If you are a fast fucker this may also be mistaken as shaving cream and/or pancake batter.

"When dave finished licking her hatchet wound he had a cool whip mustache".