Cooler Pirate

What is Cooler Pirate?

noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.

(inside party is a fridge pillager)

"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."

"So."

"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"

"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"

See party foul, thief, fucktard

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