What is Cooler Pirate?
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noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.
(inside party is a fridge pillager)
"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"
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