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What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfrien..
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a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.
I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian..
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While having sexual intercourse under the covers, you let out a stinky fart, and refuse your partners escape.
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