What is Coombsey?
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A person who finds themselves uncontrollably attracted to people unable to speak in the same language as them or unable to speak at all.
CHARACTERISTICS: Sloping forehead (not dissimilar to a caveman), arching back and long arms that hang below his knees when standing upright
HABITAT: Wherever food is unattended
If that Chimpanzee wasnt holding a wallet he'd look just like Coombsey!
Random Words:
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When someone is fucking pissed and kicks your ass and their shoe gets stuck up your microscopic assholes
Kid 1: Your mom
Kid 2: Im gon..
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Completely changing the way you act to someone with little or no reason for doing so. A complete 180 (reverse direction) personality shi..
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A crinkly old slutty woman who appears to have trouble figuring out where her vagina is under all her wrinkles.
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