Coon Slap Edit Meaning

1. A type of extremely rare turtle, native to North Texas. This elusive creature can only be found by business professionals. Hey, I was f..

1. When a girl goes to jack you off and treats it as if she is shifting a 5 speed truck. Even was about to get a hand job but the girl jus..

1. Teh Suxxor/Lazy Ass, Friend of Toaster Mageand likes to kill stuff. Gotmad: Ya like once a pigeon ate my cherry bomb..