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Having your partner shiton your bell-end whilst you wank
Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it ..
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A form of the word malarky. Means nonsense or bull
What is this ard vark malark? He obviously is lying!
See malarky, nonsense, bullshi..
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Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.
Person: "I want some f..