Cooned

What is Cooned?


1.

Meaning to steal. Originates from african-americans being called "coons" rather than "niggers" or other more offensive slang. Many people considered african-americans to be thieves, hence the term.

Someone cooned my wallet!

My house got cooned last night.

2.

getting stuff stolen like from the animals or the... cough trashpickers.

They fucking cooned all the shit out of my garage.

3.

A cooler way of saying pwnedor owned. It pretty much means to be made to look stupid or humiliated.

*guy punches his friend in the face and knocked his coke*"You just got cooned!"

See owned, powned, pwnd, ownd


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