What is Cooned?
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Meaning to steal. Originates from african-americans being called "coons" rather than "niggers" or other more offensive slang. Many people considered african-americans to be thieves, hence the term.
Someone cooned my wallet!
My house got cooned last night.
2.
getting stuff stolen like from the animals or the... cough trashpickers.
They fucking cooned all the shit out of my garage.
3.
A cooler way of saying
*guy punches his friend in the face and knocked his coke*"You just got cooned!"
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To take a large crap if you belong in the rap industry.
Ey yo, shizady tizook the bigizzist krapizzle in the pozizzle pazotty
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Waking up with another guy naked just wearing a t-shirt and one sock
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