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When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead.....
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A guy with really hairy,unshaven ,untrimmed pubic hair,especially the balls
girl #1-so did you give him a blow job?
girl #2-hell no,ma..
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Fucked, wankered, pasted, wasted, bolloxed, twatted, sloppy, dispatched, blitzed, mashed, smashed, ruined, busted, intoxicated beyond be..