Cooning

What is Cooning?


1.

Cooning is a verb derived from the word coon. A coon was/is a person of african decent whose sole purpose was/is to entertain white people. These 'coons' started out as wearing black face, characterized by haveing big eyes and painting big red lips on their face. These people would tap dance, play instruments and sing.

Modern day coons are blacks who play stereotypical roles and black entertainers that promote ignorance.

Cooning is someone is acting like a 'coon'.

(a is singing and dancing in public with white people watching)

b: Will you come on and stop cooning!

or

a: Look at Wayne Brady, he's always coonin..

See bo jangles, coon, coonin, black face

2.

To consume leftover food items out of a garbage can.

When Jason got back from the bar, he started cooning and downed the end of a day-old pizza.

See cooning, leftovers, garbage, pizza, eating

3.

Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.

1) To swipesomthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.

2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.

3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.

*Usually used in this manner by red necksor hillbillies

1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?

Joe: Sam cooned it.

2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.

3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)

See coon, cooning, swipe, raccoon, hoard, Bullseye Bill

4.

1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)

2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.

3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.

OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.

what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.

if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep

See coon, sambo, spade, niggity, blackman, idiot, wog, nignog


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