What is Coons Age?
1.
hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years
Well tarnation! I havent seen Jethro in a coons age
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Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".
I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.
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3.
An unknown amount of time that is guaranteed to be longer than originally estimated to be.
He is taking a coons age to get ready. "or" Its going to be a coons age until that nigga is ready.
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4.
American.Deep South
An unknown but substantial period of time, derived from slavery as to the unknown birth dates of slaves.
Jud: "I haven't had steak taste that good for a coons age
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