Coontail

What is Coontail?


1.

a long, strange piece of hair on a girl's head that is dyed in a horizontal stripe pattern, usually in a combination of unnatural colors like white, pink, orange, blue, etc. good for scene girlswho take themselves way too seriously.

holy mother, look at that coontail. i always wonder how exactly they dye it that way.

See scene kid, scene queen, hair dye, bizarre, arduous, ridiculous

2.

A word used to describe the expansion of the moistened hair in the pubic region of the female, sending it over the vaginal opening and horshoeing around to the rectal region. This most often interferes in the process of a man giving a woman a rimjob. This term is derived from the Ethiopian words "coon," which roughly translates into pubarrhea, which then tranlates into pubes, and "tail," which tranlates into a hairy object thrusting from the body.

I was just about to give a random drunk female a rimjob when I noticed her very moist and long coontail jutting out from the anus into my face.


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