What is Coontz?
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The most amazing stretch of pavement in the world. It is located in Washington State and is completely amazing. The street sign will always live in infamy. A place where anything can happen. The meaning of life is to see that sign and once you do you will never be the same again.
"Holy shit Nichole do you realize where we are at?"
"Yeah Megan it's COOOOOOONNNNTTTTZZZZ!!! omg coontz omg my life is completed"
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