Cooter Cooties

What is Cooter Cooties?

Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.

Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"

See std, herpes, clap, sex, syphillis, hpv

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Old Fellae

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