What is Cooter Crunch?
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the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.
Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.
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When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.
I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.
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A reality television show where the cast will display overblown emotions or reactions based on the changing circumstances of the show.
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That line of 3 or more girls you see at a party who are following each other through the party. Much like ducklings to a mother duck.
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One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.
My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.
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