Cooter Crunch

What is Cooter Crunch?


1.

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.

Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.

See cooter, teabag, face, prank, crunch

2.

When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.

I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.

See cooter, queeb, crunches


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