What is Cooter Crunch?
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the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.
Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.
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2.
When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.
I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.
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The state of being tore-back to the point of complete and sincere enebriation.
Juliet is always hambackled after 3p.m.
See drunk, fade..
