What is Cooter Crunch?
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the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.
Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.
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When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.
I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.
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A woman who has taken a good hard pounding.
Her quim is literally ruined.
"I'm totally quim wrecked after that seeing to Bi..
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phrase coined by d.j. tanner on full house
Uncle Jesse: Kimmy just got hit by a car!
D.J.: Oh mylanta!!
See what's her face
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