Cooter Loaf

What is Cooter Loaf?

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form

"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"

See vag, vagina, pussy, meat curtains, jess

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Zots

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