What is Cooter Punch?
1.
To hit a females ovaries/front vagina area. you are not actually punching the
Usually starts with a group of crazy females, and ends with all of them covering thier genitals, hunched over, in pain, and very jumpy.
Causes:
spontanious.
something exremely stupid/insulting was said by the female.
Reactions:
crying.
screaming.
getting that bitch back.
She just cooter punched me so bad, I think I'm infertile.
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2.
TO PUNCH ONE IN THE VAGINA.
WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.
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3.
Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame
Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.
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