Random Words:
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When you jack off in the shower.
"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I just committed semen suicide."
See masturbation, sho..
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The ugliest chick you can imagine,
particularly when they have a face
that is totally pockmarked by acne,
as if she had been standin..
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When you are randomly offensive to people around you.
Stop being so ethmalacture to me.
See random, offensive, rude, mean, bad..