Cooter Wise

What is Cooter Wise?


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Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.

I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.

See cooter, wise, redneck, booze


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