Cootermonger Edit Meaning

1. When you think you have a goal and you really don't. See Mutomboed Sidney Crosby was varlamoved by Varlamov when his shot was Mut..

1. A phrase to let someone know that they have stolen your joke right after you said it, and potentially generated more laughs than you did..

1. n. redeye; anus; place that ass matter tumbles out of; exit-only orifice. Also: an expression of getting screwed royally, esp. as regar..