Cooterschnitzel

What is Cooterschnitzel?


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A guy jizzes all over a girl's vajayjay, then dumps breadcrumbs all over the cum. Once breaded, he has sex with her again, hard and non-lubricated, causing enough friction to cook the breadcrumb and jizz into schnitzel. A midget wearing a cowboy hat and clogs then comes and eats out her and her cooterschnitzel.

Man, Billy gave me such a big cooterschnitzel that three midgets had to come and eat it all. By the way do you have any ice for my vajayjay?

See cooter, vajayjay, chocolate pancake, duck butter, blumpkin


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