What is Cooterschnitzel?
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A guy jizzes all over a girl's vajayjay, then dumps breadcrumbs all over the cum. Once breaded, he has sex with her again, hard and non-lubricated, causing enough friction to cook the breadcrumb and jizz into schnitzel. A midget wearing a cowboy hat and clogs then comes and eats out her and her cooterschnitzel.
Man, Billy gave me such a big cooterschnitzel that three midgets had to come and eat it all. By the way do you have any ice for my vajayjay?
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