Cooties Edit Meaning

1.

Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."

Age 8: "E.. She has cooties, I can't talk to her!"

Age 15: "E.. She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"

2.

US slang that references childhood:

Cooties are an imaginary affliction from childhood.

When children reach the age where they notice the sexes are different the children claim a member of the opposite opposite sex will give you "cooties" if they touch you.

Its a way of little girls telling other little girls not to play with boys and vice versa

You played with little Jimmy? Ooow, your going to get cooties.

See childhood, affliction, illness, sickness, sick

3.

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young females and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young boys.

Various forms of protection include, Sprays, Suits, and name calling.

"Oh no here comes Suzy, Quick guys into our anti cootie suits"

See reclaimer

4.

Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool.

Ew, get away from me, you have cooties!

See infestation, cool, hip, young

5.

an invisible bug thats on boys and girls

you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex

you get very itchy

ahhh!!! clay gave me the cooties!!

See cootiefied, bugs, girls, boys, itchy

6.

Slang for pubic lice at the turn of the century.

I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.

See std, cooty, lice, pubic lice

7.

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.

OMG! he has the cooties! EW

See viral, bacteria, contagious, cootie, lice