What is Coots?
1.
An informal manner in which to express "farewell" (The formal manner being "toodles and cooters").
n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.
Well it's time for me to change my sanitary napkin, coots!
Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!
2.
a meanie name for ickypoo old men
look at those hairs in his ears! he's an old coot!
3.
Phenomenon in Halo videogames that occurs when someone, likely a noob (rookie), chooses to stick another player with a plasma grenade in close quarters rather than proceed into a firefight, thereby killing both players in the process.
You just got cootsed by CaptainCooter.
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4.
the female libia major
dude it got in the coots
