Cootums

What is Cootums?

The fat that hangs off the inner thighs of a fat chick that looks like two streched out bags of golf balls.

"Man dude, that chick got cootums and a fupa. She's a gunt away from having a snak pak."

See fat, nasty, fupa, gunt, snak pak, red devils

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