Cootums

What is Cootums?

The fat that hangs off the inner thighs of a fat chick that looks like two streched out bags of golf balls.

"Man dude, that chick got cootums and a fupa. She's a gunt away from having a snak pak."

See fat, nasty, fupa, gunt, snak pak, red devils

Eating Machine

1. a person who eats too much way too fast. Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out. Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....

Zhangir

1. a man of kazakh appearence - usually a bit overweight and extremly funny with dumb jokes - cannot drink at all zhangir has drunk 2 shot..

Marshal Mouth Missile

1. When a man is mounted atop a woman with his balls in her mouth, he shifts forward as to move his ass right above your open mouth and far..

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