What is Cop A Squat?
1.
Sit down; take a chair.
Cop a squat and tell me about it.
2.
Meaning to have a seat.
"Cop a squat right here sir."
"What?"
"Sit your ass down."
"O.K."
3.
the act of taking a shit
Man, i copped a squat last night so bad i cant sit on my ass
4.
v. to defecate quickly and with great efficiency
I was nearly late for the plane, but I ran into the restroom to quickly cop a squat before boarding.
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5.
For a female to take a leak.
Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.
