Cop A Squat Edit Meaning

1.

Sit down; take a chair.

Cop a squat and tell me about it.

2.

Meaning to have a seat.

"Cop a squat right here sir."

"What?"

"Sit your ass down."

"O.K."

3.

the act of taking a shit

Man, i copped a squat last night so bad i cant sit on my ass

4.

v. to defecate quickly and with great efficiency

I was nearly late for the plane, but I ran into the restroom to quickly cop a squat before boarding.

See poop, shit, defecate, toilet, turd

5.

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.