Coprolites

What is Coprolites?


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Old crap that was farted out 61 million years ago but smells worse than it did back then.

Scientist 1: Okay, I'm gonna cut up this coprolite and check out this animals diet.

Scientist 2: Whoooweee! That smells like your grandma's cunt!


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