Coqmaster

What is Coqmaster?


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A more affected variety of cockmaster (one more partial to "Cockburn's Port", hence the pronunciation). A participant in the ancient sport of cock-racing, though of a lower rank than an assmaster.

Last year's Cock Derby turned into an epic contest between a brilliant up-coming, young coqmaster, and an experienced, Swedish assmaster.


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