What is Cord Colins?
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cord Colins has to be the gayiest kid alive. He makes Elton John look straight. He also wishes that he could be Michael Jacksons best friend and visit the ranch(if you know what i mean). He also has a girl/boyfriend who looks like my an overgrown Nome and has more hair on her back then my whole body. Also Cord tries picking fights with kids who are 40 times the size of him and looses. He then goes and gets cut from the baseball team. The exact words from the Coach was "You Play to much Halo and you wouldnt be able to make the practices because you would be playing halo". Cords Man friend is so ugly she dumped him to go out with some band geek who gets beat up every day.
Cord Collins is a redneck with a two foot mullet who goes to walled lake northern. He hangs out with kids like Eric White and Derek Skrine(look up Eric Skrine up on Urban Dict.). Cord is also the gumpiest kid alieve and cant even walk straight. He so gumpy a kid threw a bottle at the back of his head and he didnt catch it and we told him that is why he didnt make the team. You know the ugliest gothic girl/man in your school. Well Cords girl/boy friend was 40 times uglier.
