Cordial Turnpike

What is Cordial Turnpike?

When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.

Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.

See cordial, turnpike, richard, orifice

Spanfabular

1. Bangin, especially when describing a woman's booty. Damn, that girl's ass is spanfabular! See flava flav, ghetto, fantabulo..

Man Quake

1. That guy at the party who becomes so obnoxiously shit-faced that his actions cause the Richter scale to register outrageously-high level..

W.d.g.a.s

1. We don't give a shit. Another way of saying that you don't care what others have to think or say. 'I just got a new job..

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