What is Cordial Turnpike?
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When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.
Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.
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See train, but 71 times worse
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The act of someone shitting in a girls vagina and then fucking it in and out.
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To make a hoe, or bitch, unable to walk, because of a crazy wild night. Roosevelt that hoe!
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