What is Cordial Turnpike?
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When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.
Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.
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Random Words:
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1. (adj.) Of or relating to qwerty.
2. Awesome in a random or unexplainable way.
3. In reference to a Qwerteaen fictional animal, eg. ..