What is Cordial Turnpike?
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When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.
Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.
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To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation
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Day Care or the local Supermarket, where the upscale young mothers frequent.
"I'm headed for Milf Central to drop of the kids..
