Cordial Turnpike

What is Cordial Turnpike?

When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.

Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.

See cordial, turnpike, richard, orifice

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