What is Cordial Turnpike?
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When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.
Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.
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(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used..
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The awesomest name that could possibly exist.
Purely phonetic pronunciation, but no one can actually pronounce it.
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