What is Cordon Bleu?
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A hit. with the back of the hand. on the cheek.
Also, Cordon Deux, double back hand to the back of both cheeks.
Also, Cordon Fess, a kick to the ass.
Also, L'ARBRE. Being hit in the face with a tree branch.
Also, Linguini. Two fingers pushing the forhead back.
Also, Rigatoni. Flicking someones chin with all fingers.
Also, Tabackernack, to place a cigarette in someones mouth forcefully.
Also, Shnitzle, to push with the fist on someones chest.
All of these moves must be accompanied by a cry of the name of the move.
None of these are done violently, only gently.
"DID YOU JUST CORDON BLEU ME?"
"DON'T YOU L'ARBRE ME!"
ect.
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