Cordon Bleu

What is Cordon Bleu?


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A hit. with the back of the hand. on the cheek.

Also, Cordon Deux, double back hand to the back of both cheeks.

Also, Cordon Fess, a kick to the ass.

Also, L'ARBRE. Being hit in the face with a tree branch.

Also, Linguini. Two fingers pushing the forhead back.

Also, Rigatoni. Flicking someones chin with all fingers.

Also, Tabackernack, to place a cigarette in someones mouth forcefully.

Also, Shnitzle, to push with the fist on someones chest.

All of these moves must be accompanied by a cry of the name of the move.

None of these are done violently, only gently.

"DID YOU JUST CORDON BLEU ME?"

"DON'T YOU L'ARBRE ME!"

ect.

See idiots, dumb, bleu, deux, linguini, rigatoni, fess, shnitzle


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