Corey Jones

What is Corey Jones?


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Singer/Songwriter who wrote the classic "When A Man Loves A Woman", despite modern renditions performed by Michael Bolton.

He also invented the iron.

Without Corey Jones, we would not be able to iron our shirts and/or make love to a woman, or three, or seven. We would, however, be able to make a dry journey through the bathroom.

Corey Jones usually ends most phrases with the words "BITCH" and "WHAT?!"

"I'm mothafuckin' Corey Jones, baby!"

See bitch, naw, iron, kneeslapper


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