What is Corey Jones?
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Singer/Songwriter who wrote the classic "When A Man Loves A Woman", despite modern renditions performed by Michael Bolton.
He also invented the iron.
Without Corey Jones, we would not be able to iron our shirts and/or make love to a woman, or three, or seven. We would, however, be able to make a dry journey through the bathroom.
Corey Jones usually ends most phrases with the words "BITCH" and "WHAT?!"
"I'm mothafuckin' Corey Jones, baby!"
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