Corey Kessler

What is Corey Kessler?


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A commonly used term refering to undersized, pudgy, pre-puberty animals found in tropical sections of zimbabwe (a country noone cares about in Africa. Often disease and primate filled).

The word 'Kessler' derives from the latin phrase, 'you annoying fat piece of shit'.

Kessler's themselves are rare, but their value is worth 74 cents which is enought to supersize your meal at McDonalds, so they are good for something.

Bill: What the hell is that thing over there?

Jason: ew yo wtf i got no fucking clue

Bill: oh shit i think its a Kessler

Jason: Lets get the fuck out of here before it bites our dicks off.


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