Corkectomy

What is Corkectomy?

The type of surgery recommended for people who have a cork stuffed so far up their behind that only surgical removal will serve to loosen them up.

Once John Doe had his corkectomy he stopped acting like a self-righteous, humorless, prig.

See asshole, prig, dickwad, troll

Zawistowski

1. Verb. To repeatedly open and close window blinds in someone else's home or room. Occurs mostly in autumn. 1: Wow...I've never..

Mathtard

1. Someone completely devoid of any semblance of math skills. Likely going to major in some liberal arts/language program and earn a paltry..

Zip Yo Lip

1. a term used for wack ass mothers who talk to much. "zip yo lip nigga, damn!" See shuddup, obnoxsaur, stinkle, shutup..

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