Corkectomy

What is Corkectomy?

The type of surgery recommended for people who have a cork stuffed so far up their behind that only surgical removal will serve to loosen them up.

Once John Doe had his corkectomy he stopped acting like a self-righteous, humorless, prig.

See asshole, prig, dickwad, troll

Office Mattress

1. The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on). It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress. See office, matt..

Muggit

1. The person who takes the last cup of coffee from the pot, usually in a public setting (i.e. work, meetings, etc.) and fails to make anot..

Burrito Tooth

1. A dead or gray front tooth that can detect the temperature of food or drink. When Bo bit into his microwave burrito, his burrito tooth ..

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