What is Corker?
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1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.
1. Man, your car is a corker.
2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.
2.
Irish
Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person.
Simliar to "You're a trip"
Not necessarily bad, though not good either.
You're a corker <insert name here>.
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3.
Someone with an extreme sense of humor.
That dude is a real funny Corker.
4.
top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.
that joke was a corker......
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5.
An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a
He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little
corker .
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6.
Phenomenon in which your shit 'corks' itself. When you first start taking a corker, the begining is like a regular poop, but after you've passed an inch or so, the rest squirts -- you've uncorked your bowels.
"That Panda Express gave me a huge corker last night!"
"I feel so much better, I just had to take a corker."
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7.
At a gathering/party consisting of heterosexual males, if it is suspected that a few of them are homosexual, each heterosexual man acts as the corker and plugs his anus/rectum with a cork in order to prevent the forced unwanted entrance of a penis. The process of corking usually occurs in the early morning when mot heterosexual men are falling asleep.
Mike (Heterosexual Man): C'mon John, lets corker it up and hope Tiago and Danny don't decork us.
John (Heterosexual Man): Good thinking man. Lets cork it.
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