Corkey

What is Corkey?

1.

The ugliest fuck in the whole world. He has 47207340972057059903753967 pimples and counting.

Some how he manages to be the biggest womanizer, getting a new girl ever other week because they feel sorry for how ugly he is.

He's mega retardedand mumbles constantly because he is tryna look cute.

He insists on wearing mega tight jeans even though they make him walk like he has a stick shoved up his ass.

Total emo faggot poser.

Girl 1: Ewww look at that Corkey. He's so ugly.

Girl 2: OMG, I went out with him last week... Why did i ever do that. E

Girl 3: Awwh I feel sorry for him.

Corkey: Hey!

Girls 1&2: GO AWAY PHAGG.

See annoying, retarded, ugly, fugly, emo, eww

2.

A large gasious beast with tendancies to chase ditchpigs (see ditchpigs). This creature should not be approached when intoxicated or at any time. Also see "common letch"

Dont look now ladies.. but here comes a corkey

See Andy

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