Corkscrew Edit Meaning

1.

A variation of the shocker , except you cross your middle and index fingers and insert them into the vagina while inserting the pinky into the anus

my girl was tired of the old shocker so i decided she was ready for the corkscrew.

See fingering, shocker, two in the pink

2.

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

See tnt

3.

a sexual maneuver that women love. It is when you pull enough of your penis out of the pussy to get a hand on, grab your shaft, whilst still inside the female, and grind your cock Around inside her like a corkscrew. If the penis is long enough the woman should be rather satisfied.

guy #1: damn man! What happened to your back? It looks as if you've been mauled by a mountain lion!!

Guy#2: nah man. It's nothing like that..... I nailed the old lady with the corkscrew last night. As u can see, she loved it.

Guy #1: aah!

See dirty sanchez, angry pirate, cincinatti bowtie, cleveland steamer, hot karl, shocker

4.

When you are having sex with a person (preferably girl) and you spin them around in circles so they are pivoting constantly on your dick.

Note: nearly impossible to pull off, props if you can

Jim "Hey man I was with my girl last night and we tried a Corkscrew."

Bobby "Yeah? You get a full rotation of her?"

Jim "Yeah and I added a crazy sound affect to it like i was on wheel of fortune."

See cork

5.

(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".

(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dickSee also bung.

(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unitwas so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present!

(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.

6.

A stupid little slutthat steals your boyfriend. not to mention she's not bright at all. And hse is GAWKY yea GAWKY...

I'm over her she's such a corkscrew..

See slut, gawky, stupid, ditzy

7.

Really lame and gay rollercoaster at the theme park Seaworld on the Gold Coast in Australia. The line for the ride is so long, and yet its a peice of shit ride that lasts for 23 seconds. It's slow, not violent and its a pussy ride.

To think something is corkscrew is too think its not cool, lame, shit, gay, fucked, gooked etc

"That joke was fucking corkscrew"

See gay, joke, bad, corkscrew, seaworld, sea world, not funny, unfunny, shithouse, pathetic