Corky Vanderhoof

What is Corky Vanderhoof?


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An expression used to describe a filthy, unkept, slovenly man. A Corky Vanderhoof will typically have one eye, several rolls on the back on their neck and teeth so disgusting it'll appear as if they have never brushed their teeth. They also stand outside of theaters and stare at young girls. If you see a Corky Vanderhoof, back away carefully and call the authorities.

I saw a Corky Vanderhoof outside of Regal Cinema the other night staring at some 12 year old. God, that guy is disgusting!!! Just look at the crud ooozing from his fake eye!!

See disgusting, filth, vanderhoof, pedophile


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