What is Corn Count?
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The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes to see who has the most corn in their shit.
After we both shat on the side walk, we took a corn count to see who the winner was.
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One who studies and classifies mullets in the wild.
I grew up in the 80's so I am a mulletologist...