Corn Count

What is Corn Count?


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The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes to see who has the most corn in their shit.

After we both shat on the side walk, we took a corn count to see who the winner was.

See shit, feces, diarrhea, chork


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