Corn Count

What is Corn Count?


1.

The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes to see who has the most corn in their shit.

After we both shat on the side walk, we took a corn count to see who the winner was.

See shit, feces, diarrhea, chork


27

Random Words:

1. An electrically-charged condom, powered by a battery. Theresa? I heard her cooteris so loose, she needs a Voltron Nightgown just to get..
1. An anonymous source that reveals interesting information. A little birdie told me that Steve and Jenn have started sleeping together...
1. One with a dil otherwise known as a peenace dil-mongler from the northern hemisphere. Timmy from Peenace has huge dils. See dil, dils,..