What is Corn Dog?
1.
you know what, all of you guyz are weird and perverted beacause corndog isn't only this sexual term. Just because this is an urban dictionary, doesn't mean that you can put these whack perverted definitions. A corn dog is a hot dog on a stick with this corn bread wrapping often sold at carnivals, street fairs, amusment parks, and hot dog trucks.
Kid(8 years old): DADDY!!! I want a corn dog really bad!!!!!
Father: Okay-
(passing perverted teen): No kid, you do NOT want a corn dog. You are a bad bad father, you are!!!
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2.
This is a sexual act, much like the chili dog, that involves some 'teamwork', and a very generous partner.
Upon male ejaculation, either the male or the female...or hell, BOTH, may cup the semen in their hands, and then rub on, or jack off the male with it. The male may go about his business until the semen dries and 'crusts'.
The male then takes his limp wiener dog to partner and then has partner eat his newly made 'corn dog' whichever way they like, by mouthing it, picking off the crust, or by nibbling it piece by piece.
"Hey baby...you know how you always gag, because its warm and creamy? Well guess what..."
or
"You hungry? Cuz I can make up a mean corn dog LOADED with calcium and protein!"
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3.
Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.
I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.
4.
To corn dog someone is to knee them up there ass when they dont expect it. Usually if you are in some sort of line and someone cuts in front of you just corn dog the person and yell owned in their face when they are crying on the ground
"Mikey was being really gay today so i decided to give him a nice little corn dog."
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5.
what you get when you have sex with a chick with a yeast infection
I Spotted the monostat 7 and realized....I Had a corn dog
6.
having sex with your girl while she has a yeast infection and sticking your dick in her mouth
Man, my bitch was smellin funky last night, so I gave her a corn dog.
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7.
Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.
Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?
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