What is Corn Job?
1.
The act of sexin' up a a
Prisoner #1: The guards aren't paying any attention around the yard today.
Prisoner #2: Let's sneak around the corner and I'll give you a Corn Job.
Hooker: For $20 I'll give you a sloppy blow job.
Patron: $20 is too much for a blow job, but I'd be willing to pay that price for a Corn Job.
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2.
The act of performing fellatio on a dump as it is leaving the rectum. Best performed on a man when he is laying on his back and passing the turd with his legs pulled over his head.
You know, I think Sarah really digs me. For instance, after we went out for Mexican the other night, she totally gave me a corn job. Made her come, no less.