What is Corn Schooner?
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A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.
The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
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