What is Corn Waffle?
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Having your chest shat upon and smashing it with a tennis racket.
When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "
corn waffle "
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