Corned Beef Curtains

What is Corned Beef Curtains?


1.

When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else

eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'

2.

A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.

I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!

See flaps, carpet, labia, danglers


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