What is Corned?
1.
getting fucked up from beer or other such substances that shorten one's life...short for "cornholed."
Mike: "you gonna git corned tonite?"
Dynamic Duo in unison: "no, i mean yeah."
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2.
Cricket term: When you are delivered a ball in cricket that comes straight at you and you completely miss it. Despite the easiness of the ball to hit, like when you eat corn It goes straight through you.
" oh man! Paffy got Corned !! what a loser..."
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