What is Cornelious?
1.
a fuckin douchebag freckle faced albino nippled son of a bitch who likes to give q-tips to little hairy fetuses.
As soon as the baby was born, Cornelius arrived with his douchebag in hand and two halfs of shit to shove into the poor little guy's ears.
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2.
a fire crotch who likes to eat tampons while wearing a bright orange poncho in late May. Also, he likes to take skin-flute lessons from Sween Dawg. He likes rocks, especially ones with sharp edges so when he rubs them on his grundle it bleeds so he can pretend he is menstruating.
Look at that skinny bastard cutting up his grundle with a piece of igneous granite.
3.
This word is orignated from the definition of douchbag. This can be alot of things but mainly describes a fuckin gay asshole who thinks his cool but in reality is a douch. This kracka got a big nose... which sometimes blocks the views of others in need of site. Simply cornelious is anything that hot girls would not like
Damn yo, this kid is fuckin Cornelious... lets run before girls think we are with him
4.
Douche who has no fucking sense of what he wears to school. You might think hese fucking blind except his glasses make him look like a fucking sceintist.
Hey matt, you realize your wearing a coat in late May?
Nice poncho douche.
5.
A real life duchebag...who loves the cock in his mouth...and answers to the name of Matt, he will put anyones who-who in his mouth
"Go choke on your boyfriends dick and leave our school" a quote from his fellow students
6.
a big nosed dingle berry with ears that could pick him off the fucking ground if he got caught by a breeze.
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I heard the Hungry Cornelious is when you eat someones old clagnuts.
7.
the biggest douche in the universe. He looks like someone who just got sat on by a fat sweaty grundle. He smells like smegma and he is gay as shit.
Also referred to as Axle
Dude, cornelious is a douche bag!
Axle can bite my hairy nut sack.
