Cornell

What is Cornell?


1.

Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia

Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"

Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"

See harvard, college, yale, princeton, brown

2.

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

See ivy league

3.

the coolest school ever.

well not really

but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.

"So we go to Cornell. It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care."

See cornell, nowhere, school, cool, college


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