What is Cornell?
1.
Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia
Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"
Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"
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2.
The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"
CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."
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3.
the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves
at least its better than harvard.
"So we go to Cornell. It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care."
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