Cornell Goggles

What is Cornell Goggles?


1.

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.

Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"

Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"

Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"

Guy 2: "i probably would too"

See cornell, goggles, binary, scale, ithaca


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